I found this at the amazing Hunters’ Addict Journal. It’s from a Cracked magazine piece about Supernatural. I thought the John Winchester part was quite funny and decided to throw in some pics and post it here.
John Winchester
The boys’ father, and the coolest character on the show by far, who of course appears for like three episodes before dying.
Apparently mistreated one of his sons slightly, possibly because he was too short. Apart from that, we don’t know what they’re complaining about, because come on, how many people can claim that their dad once shot a vampire in the face?
Not much is known about John Winchester’s early background, but it is rumored that his father is the great god Poseidon. He also fought in Nam, and could have won it if he really wanted to, but he left after a while because it just wasn’t his thing.
In season four, it is revealed that although John was in Hell for a hundred years, he came out of it just fine (unlike that loser Angel). It is also implied that he impregnated several female demons while he was down there.
